Listen it guys.
One sysadmin was believe in God and do pray every day before going to sleep.
And he was so curious and funny man.
Once he did joke and tried to say some Linux commands in his praying. And he suddenly has seen the flamed words at the top of the wall and it was pretty look like a Linux console!
He said some such words which people usually say when they are very amazed. And that words was printed by fire chars at the those console.
"Oh" he thought "I can rule the Gods System! Could I improve my life by this and rich my goals?"
But he couldn't as he discovered - his rights was as restricted as rights of guest user and version of the system was on a few major revisions higher than a highest revisions in Linux community and all known bugs and backdoors was fixed.
And when he saw that, he received the message from the Admin of the system: "Do all by yourself".
And than he was kicked from the system and he fall a sleep immediately.